Monthly Archives: March 2007

How to become a CEO

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old
farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next
The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some
bad news, the donkey died last night.”
Kenny replied: “Well then, just give me my money back.
“The farmer said: “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” Kenny
said:”OK then, just unload the donkey.”
The farmer asked: “What ya gonna do with him?”
Kenny: “I’m going to raffle him off.”
(Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery – draw lots – to a group
of people each paying the same amount for a ticket)
Farmer: “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
Kenny: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead. ” A
month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “What happened with
that dead donkey?”
Kenny : “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece
and made a profit of $898.00.”
Farmer: “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Kenny: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars.”
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron